Bleach 521- A piggy party

This weeks chapter starts out with Renji and Ichigo landing in the Gaton Den (sleeping pigs palace) run by Kirio Hikifune.

Everyone's granny <3

They are both served huge portions of food. They also seem to find some worms odd treats in their food. As they eat, they have a moment of regret for eating while their friends were busy training. They soon realize they need to be healthy in order to fight so they continue eating.

So much food

maggots are full of protein

We see Hikifune's real form, which is of a beautiful busty woman.

Yea I'm hot , so what?

She explain how everyone of the members of the Royal guard has changed soul society and earned a place in the soul kings palace.

Smart and Sexy, you mad?

She invented the artificial soul, and all the food that both Ichigo and Renji consumed behaved in a similar manner. They were basically ingesting Reiatsu that was in the food.

Overdose on Reiatsu

She then tells them their next stop is the Phoenix Palace , with Nimaiya Ouetsu, the person who created the Zanpakuto.

I'm a crazy mofo!~

Granny's thoughts :

I don't care. She's hot. Bleach should have ended a long time ago.

Naruto 614 - To you

This weeks chapter continues the story of Madara and Obito being little bitches. The ugly ass juubi is still going apeshit and the shinobi alliance is getting their asses handed to them.

I'm gonna kill you !~

Madara and tobi have a little talk about how Madara needs Tobi's body in order to fully revive.

We got this shit

The Hyuuga's , Hinata's father, Neji and Hinata declare that they will protect Naruto because they are the strongest ninja from Konoha.

Obito being the asshat he is, decides to send huge spears of wood at the Shinobi Alliance. The hyuuga's deflect the attack with some difficulty.

What is this fuckery?[ Am I the only one who thought of the moment where Naruto's parents jump infront of him to save him as a baby?  ]

Unfortunatly, they are unable to stop all the spears and Hinata jumps infront of Naruto to save him, and Neji jumps infront of Hinata to save them both.

Crying tears of blood.

Hisashi stares in horror as his nephew is killed and we see Neji dying in Naruto's arms as Hinata cries.
Naruto asks Neji why he did it and we are shown a flashback of Neji and Naruto during their exam.

IM A FUCKING BADASS BITCH.

 

Neji finally dies in Naruto's arms with his final words being "Because I'm a Genius" .

His eyes are sealed.

Finally Neji understands the freedom of choosing his own death, just as his father had.

Granny's heartbreak:

This release of Naruto was especially shocking to many fans. Though I am not a fan, I did enjoy the manga, and the events that transpired in this chapter have left me raging and crying tears of blood. Needless to say, granny hasn't been this mad since ASCE died in Onepiece. All I have to say is fuck you masashi, fuck you! Neji ! you will forever be awesome!~ unf. What about TENTEN? ugh D:<

p.s. Someguy will be reviewing Naruto from now on because this type of fuckery isn't good for granny's heart and low blood pressure.

Bleach 520- Killers Not Dead

So this exciting chapter of bleach starts out with captain commanders successor being shown.

The
Perverted Captain Commander

Surprise surprise not really, guess who it is! That's right Shunsui one of the few characters I like.

We are then transported to Tenjiro Kirinji's hot springs , where he's trying to heal Ichigo and the rest of the gravely injured fools shinigami.

Of course, Ichigo heals at an astonishing rate and lo behold, Renji's fine as well. Both of them are sent to their next destination.

I'm Ichigo 2.0, you just don't know it yet.

We are then told that those hot springs are no normal hot springs, as we can see with these two down below.

I think you're on fire ...

We are left with Kirinji contemplating on Goku Ichigo's power.

Nah, you're the baddest, look at that pompadour! 

Now we are with Shunsui, who seems to be trying to compromise with the central 46 about reconstructing the Gotei 13 and teaching Kenpachi the "Art of Killing".

Look at dat eye patch unf!

In order to do this, he bring in Kenpachi the First, who is drum roll Unohana. The quiet ones are always the craziest.

I may be a healer now, But back in the day, I would have rocked your world.

My thoughts:
Im not surprised at all that Unohana was the first kenpachi, I always knew she was a beast. I really love  Kirinji and his pompadour, am I the only one who thinks he's fucking awesome?
Well bleach will still be around in 2013 for all you fans, so yay? and for all the people who are waiting for it to conclude, it prob will around summer of 2013 or maybe even before then.

Dat Pompadour <3 unf

Granny Tsubasa

Naruto 613- Head

The chapter starts out with Naruto and the rest of the Shinobi Alliance attacking the Jubi. 

wtf happened to me left arm?! I didn't sign up for this Madara!

Soon, through Madara’s genius observational skills, we see that the real target is Madara who is controlling the Jubi.

Obviously, their attack fails miserably , and now we have a pissed off Jubi.

Dey be crying, and hurting, watching Madara playing durtayy

Madara goes to show the Shinobi Alliance that he’s the boss his power by attacking far away cities

The final city he attacks is actually the Shinobi Alliance headquarters cause no one would have guessed where Ino’s and Shikamaru’s fathers are currently thinking of a strategy to kill Madara.

Some Shinobi actually think they could evacuate in time, but are soon slapped with some common sense. 

I got this shit.

Shikaku seems to have figured out a way to defeat Madara and convey’s is message /final plan to the alliance right before the headquarters is hit.


My thoughts:
Why the fuck hasn’t anyone thought of , trying to go find yamamoto , or kill Hashirama’s clone ?  Anyways, I’d like to see this great plan in action, and what the fuck happened to Tsunade? She better not die. I’ll be pissed if she dies. 

On a side note, The Juubi is probably the ugliest thing i've seen in awhile. It kind of reminds me of a pokemon, I'm not quit sure which one.

I am Juubi, Hear me ROAR!~

Granny Tsubasa 

Hello

I would like to begin by apologizing for the long hiatus. Due to some bad luck terrible weather the fucking flu and some other health related issue, we were both unable to post anything. Yes, we both got sick at the same time :(

Welp, we shall start to slowly update!

Thank you!
GrannyTsubasa and someguy <3

One Piece - The Killer From Dressrosa - Chapter 692

Luffy further shows us the power he has gained from his 2 year absence by completely taking down a powerful logia type known as Caesar in one devastating attack. I guess whomever dealt it is then dealt.....a Gomu Gomu no Grizzly Magnum right to the face! Pretty sure it covered his whole body but you know, trying to be funny....no? Screw you then.

We get to see some of the old faces but also some new faces, all of who are watching the experiment fail as the lead scientist is knocked out. Why is Kidd's second in command watching this? I thought they were just rogue pirates with no ties to anyone but I guess I might be wrong. We'll just have to wait and see what this turns out to be!

A woman who can't say no to loaning and marriage and falls in love with the person who asks? Very interesting character, also with the ability to produce any kind of weapon she wants, sadly she seems like a future enemy of the Strawhats...but perhaps Sanji can fix that! Ha! Here's hoping Law gets his hands on Caesar before Doflamingo does. I Also hope we get to see the full extent of Franky's new powerful arsenal in the next chapter which is looking to be a battle of weapons!

- Some Guy

Beelzebub - The Final Decisive X'mas Battle - Chapter 185

The Competition is over! and who else was going to win other than Hilda, Oga and Baby Beel? What?! Isn't that...kind of cheating? Well, I guess he really wants to meet Santa Claus! Having had some close encounters during the competition it was still a surprise to see Oga and Hilda taking some pretty heavy damage during a head on battle, I guess that's what happens when you underestimate your opponent. Also if Aiba could get so strong in such a time, doesn't it show how slowly Oga is gaining strength? Or perhaps his strength lies in his other abilities? But he should brush up on his physical side anyway!

Oh and Kanzaki and Hanazawa got their asses kicked pretty damn fast but no surprise there.

- Some Guy

Toriko - Meet Burnachi! - Chapter 215

Aside from the ridiculous length of his nose, this world class chef Burnachi has shown himself to be pretty bad ass. Although starting late he caught up with Komatsu in no time and Buranchi quickly saw the potential Komatsu had as well as apparently having one hell of a voice! Here's hoping (no doubts here) that they make a wonderful meal with the food they have! Worst ingredients or not, in this world, what matters above all is the chef! To some degree anyway. Go Komatsu and Burnachi!

- Some Guy

Toriko - The Preliminaries Start!! - Chapter 213

While Komatsu get's psyched out by the competition, his opponents prepare! At least those that aren't over confident. Will Any of the younger generation win this contest? Who knows, but it might be the last! What is meant by that? Does he not believe they have enough power to win the upcoming battle? Wasn't the ultimate goal of the Bishokukai to get their hands on the ultimate ingredient known as god? Or is it perhaps not just the flavour they desire but also power! With that food we can only assume they'd gain unlimited power! Anyway! Back to the current chapter! the contestants are just about to start their first competition which combines a mix of cooking skills, stamina and speed! Of course there might be more to it but we can't say for sure yet as it's not started (damn misleading title!) but anyway, certainly an exciting time....but not as much for Komatsu.....poor, nervous Komatsu.

- Some Guy

Toriko - The Contestants Appear

Ah Toriko! A fine manga. One, this new blogger is unable to read without consuming food before, during and after each chapter! Well I for one am curious as to how our little hero will stack up in the Cooking Festival competition. Although showing great potential, I'm not quite sure he's ready to go toe to toe with the world's best but then again I have underestimated him before...Anyway! Here's hoping the cooking genius, mini hero surprises us yet again! Where do you think he'll place? Or will the competition even get to finish? Perhaps it'll be interrupted? Only the next chapter will tell!

- Some Guy

BLEACH CHAPTER 519 – THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVE

The chapter starts out with the introduction of the members of the “Zero Division” aka the Royal Guard. It seems like the members of the Zero division were all previous members of the Gotei-13.

BONZE

Kirio Hikifune

Senshumaru Shutara

We are introduced to Kirio Hikifune , the previous head of the 12^th Division, Senshumaru Shutara, and Bonze as well as two others that remain anonymous. The guard has been sent by the King of souls to retrieve Ichigo cause he’s probably his son lol  , Rukia, Renji and Byakuya. 

One of the Royal Guards who seems to be channeling his inner Elvis taunts Unohana about his superior healing skills and shit.

My thoughts:

Honestly,  I don’t even know why Bleach didn’t stop after the Aizen arc. The plot has become ridiculous to the point that its laughable. Ichigo seems to be everything, human, shinigami, hollow, and NOW he’s even a quincy. Lolwtf? .. Next we’ll find out he’s related to the King of souls.

Let’s hope it ends with a Bang, but I doubt it. 

-GrannyTsubasa

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