Bleach 521- A piggy party

This weeks chapter starts out with Renji and Ichigo landing in the Gaton Den (sleeping pigs palace) run by Kirio Hikifune.

Everyone's granny <3

They are both served huge portions of food. They also seem to find some worms odd treats in their food. As they eat, they have a moment of regret for eating while their friends were busy training. They soon realize they need to be healthy in order to fight so they continue eating.

So much food

maggots are full of protein

We see Hikifune's real form, which is of a beautiful busty woman.

Yea I'm hot , so what?

She explain how everyone of the members of the Royal guard has changed soul society and earned a place in the soul kings palace.

Smart and Sexy, you mad?

She invented the artificial soul, and all the food that both Ichigo and Renji consumed behaved in a similar manner. They were basically ingesting Reiatsu that was in the food.

Overdose on Reiatsu

She then tells them their next stop is the Phoenix Palace , with Nimaiya Ouetsu, the person who created the Zanpakuto.

I'm a crazy mofo!~

Granny's thoughts :

I don't care. She's hot. Bleach should have ended a long time ago.

Bleach 520- Killers Not Dead

So this exciting chapter of bleach starts out with captain commanders successor being shown.

The
Perverted Captain Commander

Surprise surprise not really, guess who it is! That's right Shunsui one of the few characters I like.

We are then transported to Tenjiro Kirinji's hot springs , where he's trying to heal Ichigo and the rest of the gravely injured fools shinigami.

Of course, Ichigo heals at an astonishing rate and lo behold, Renji's fine as well. Both of them are sent to their next destination.

I'm Ichigo 2.0, you just don't know it yet.

We are then told that those hot springs are no normal hot springs, as we can see with these two down below.

I think you're on fire ...

We are left with Kirinji contemplating on Goku Ichigo's power.

Nah, you're the baddest, look at that pompadour! 

Now we are with Shunsui, who seems to be trying to compromise with the central 46 about reconstructing the Gotei 13 and teaching Kenpachi the "Art of Killing".

Look at dat eye patch unf!

In order to do this, he bring in Kenpachi the First, who is drum roll Unohana. The quiet ones are always the craziest.

I may be a healer now, But back in the day, I would have rocked your world.

My thoughts:
Im not surprised at all that Unohana was the first kenpachi, I always knew she was a beast. I really love  Kirinji and his pompadour, am I the only one who thinks he's fucking awesome?
Well bleach will still be around in 2013 for all you fans, so yay? and for all the people who are waiting for it to conclude, it prob will around summer of 2013 or maybe even before then.

Dat Pompadour <3 unf

Granny Tsubasa

BLEACH CHAPTER 519 – THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVE

The chapter starts out with the introduction of the members of the “Zero Division” aka the Royal Guard. It seems like the members of the Zero division were all previous members of the Gotei-13.

BONZE

Kirio Hikifune

Senshumaru Shutara

We are introduced to Kirio Hikifune , the previous head of the 12^th Division, Senshumaru Shutara, and Bonze as well as two others that remain anonymous. The guard has been sent by the King of souls to retrieve Ichigo cause he’s probably his son lol  , Rukia, Renji and Byakuya. 

One of the Royal Guards who seems to be channeling his inner Elvis taunts Unohana about his superior healing skills and shit.

My thoughts:

Honestly,  I don’t even know why Bleach didn’t stop after the Aizen arc. The plot has become ridiculous to the point that its laughable. Ichigo seems to be everything, human, shinigami, hollow, and NOW he’s even a quincy. Lolwtf? .. Next we’ll find out he’s related to the King of souls.

Let’s hope it ends with a Bang, but I doubt it. 

-GrannyTsubasa