Fairy Tail - 312

Bitch, Kagura, Erza

This chapter was all action. Not much was shown except how strong Erza (Fairy tail) , Kagura(Mermaid Heel) and the ugly bitch Minerva (Sabertooth) are.

I'm watching you watching me watching you watching her, wait what?

 Then we see them stand there intensely gazing at each other. Then Minerva starts to ramble about how Sabertooth is the best guild and the other two guilds to know their place. ( Basically a bunch of nonsense). Kagura and Erza didn't care about what she had to say and promptly told her to get on with it.

BITCH STFU ALREADY!

The proceed to go all out , hitting , punching and kicking each other. Then Minerva decides to show her "immense power" by using an incantation Yagdo Rigora also referred to as Yakuma's spell of the Eighteen Gods of Battle by Marvis Vermillion. 

KNEEL BEFORE MY POWER BITCHES!

The audience and judges stare in awe at the sheer power of her spell.  After the dust clears up, we see that a portion of the stadium has been destroyed. Minerva thinking she won, smiles in triumph only to see Kagura and Erza standing there as if nothing happened.

What was that? Did you feel a breeze or something?

 Minerva can only smile and says "let's make things more interesting", we then see her bring out Millianna in a bubble. She proceeds to tell Erza and Kagura that she is a dirty cheating bitch   slowly absorbing Millianna's magic.

I'm a cheating scum, cause sabertooth can't win in a fair game.

Erza and Kagura both look at Minerva with rage in their eyes, ready to kills her.

Bitch is going down.

The scene changes to the princess and the ugly old man, talking about the Eclipse plan and why it has to happen. The princess reveals that the winner of the Grand Magic Tournament will decide the fate of the future. One team will win in a ridiculous manner, and if this comes to be , she will have no choice but to proceed with the plan.

It's gonna happen old man.

Again the scene changes to Natsu and the gang who have found a way to escape the dungeon. When the get to the door it opens. We see a person dressed in a cloak, who was previously seen talking to Jellal. The person reveals their face and it is none other than Lucy. She asks Fairy Tail to help her change the disastrous future that awaits them.

Help me.

Granny's thoughts.

Well, this was a long chapter to review. I'm not sure what's going to happen next, but i'm pretty sure the "guild that won in a ridiculous manner" is sabertooth, especially since Minerva is a lousy bitch. It's not hard to figure out that Kagura and Erza will beat her. Or maybe, Fairy tail must lose in order for the future to change, you never know, it could happen. Yes, I hate Kagura and I hope she has her ass handed to her.

One Piece - A Very Dangerous Man - Chapter 694

A living weapon vs Franky! You'd think a person that could become any weapon would win but maybe it's limited due to imagination or maybe intelligence? So Franky....Kick some ass but oh no! Doflamingo! Here's hoping we finally get to see what he is truly capable of. Really it bothers me that we never get to see! Not a great deal happened in the chapter other than Franky fighting the living weapon and her brother, then of course Doflamingo making his move! but not much to say, I just hope the net issue shows some bad@$$ fighting! STRAWHATS FTW!!

Bleach 521- A piggy party

This weeks chapter starts out with Renji and Ichigo landing in the Gaton Den (sleeping pigs palace) run by Kirio Hikifune.

Everyone's granny <3

They are both served huge portions of food. They also seem to find some worms odd treats in their food. As they eat, they have a moment of regret for eating while their friends were busy training. They soon realize they need to be healthy in order to fight so they continue eating.

So much food

maggots are full of protein

We see Hikifune's real form, which is of a beautiful busty woman.

Yea I'm hot , so what?

She explain how everyone of the members of the Royal guard has changed soul society and earned a place in the soul kings palace.

Smart and Sexy, you mad?

She invented the artificial soul, and all the food that both Ichigo and Renji consumed behaved in a similar manner. They were basically ingesting Reiatsu that was in the food.

Overdose on Reiatsu

She then tells them their next stop is the Phoenix Palace , with Nimaiya Ouetsu, the person who created the Zanpakuto.

I'm a crazy mofo!~

Granny's thoughts :

I don't care. She's hot. Bleach should have ended a long time ago.

Naruto 614 - To you

This weeks chapter continues the story of Madara and Obito being little bitches. The ugly ass juubi is still going apeshit and the shinobi alliance is getting their asses handed to them.

I'm gonna kill you !~

Madara and tobi have a little talk about how Madara needs Tobi's body in order to fully revive.

We got this shit

The Hyuuga's , Hinata's father, Neji and Hinata declare that they will protect Naruto because they are the strongest ninja from Konoha.

Obito being the asshat he is, decides to send huge spears of wood at the Shinobi Alliance. The hyuuga's deflect the attack with some difficulty.

What is this fuckery?[ Am I the only one who thought of the moment where Naruto's parents jump infront of him to save him as a baby?  ]

Unfortunatly, they are unable to stop all the spears and Hinata jumps infront of Naruto to save him, and Neji jumps infront of Hinata to save them both.

Crying tears of blood.

Hisashi stares in horror as his nephew is killed and we see Neji dying in Naruto's arms as Hinata cries.
Naruto asks Neji why he did it and we are shown a flashback of Neji and Naruto during their exam.

IM A FUCKING BADASS BITCH.

 

Neji finally dies in Naruto's arms with his final words being "Because I'm a Genius" .

His eyes are sealed.

Finally Neji understands the freedom of choosing his own death, just as his father had.

Granny's heartbreak:

This release of Naruto was especially shocking to many fans. Though I am not a fan, I did enjoy the manga, and the events that transpired in this chapter have left me raging and crying tears of blood. Needless to say, granny hasn't been this mad since ASCE died in Onepiece. All I have to say is fuck you masashi, fuck you! Neji ! you will forever be awesome!~ unf. What about TENTEN? ugh D:<

p.s. Someguy will be reviewing Naruto from now on because this type of fuckery isn't good for granny's heart and low blood pressure.

Bleach 520- Killers Not Dead

So this exciting chapter of bleach starts out with captain commanders successor being shown.

The
Perverted Captain Commander

Surprise surprise not really, guess who it is! That's right Shunsui one of the few characters I like.

We are then transported to Tenjiro Kirinji's hot springs , where he's trying to heal Ichigo and the rest of the gravely injured fools shinigami.

Of course, Ichigo heals at an astonishing rate and lo behold, Renji's fine as well. Both of them are sent to their next destination.

I'm Ichigo 2.0, you just don't know it yet.

We are then told that those hot springs are no normal hot springs, as we can see with these two down below.

I think you're on fire ...

We are left with Kirinji contemplating on Goku Ichigo's power.

Nah, you're the baddest, look at that pompadour! 

Now we are with Shunsui, who seems to be trying to compromise with the central 46 about reconstructing the Gotei 13 and teaching Kenpachi the "Art of Killing".

Look at dat eye patch unf!

In order to do this, he bring in Kenpachi the First, who is drum roll Unohana. The quiet ones are always the craziest.

I may be a healer now, But back in the day, I would have rocked your world.

My thoughts:
Im not surprised at all that Unohana was the first kenpachi, I always knew she was a beast. I really love  Kirinji and his pompadour, am I the only one who thinks he's fucking awesome?
Well bleach will still be around in 2013 for all you fans, so yay? and for all the people who are waiting for it to conclude, it prob will around summer of 2013 or maybe even before then.

Dat Pompadour <3 unf

Granny Tsubasa

Naruto 613- Head

The chapter starts out with Naruto and the rest of the Shinobi Alliance attacking the Jubi. 

wtf happened to me left arm?! I didn't sign up for this Madara!

Soon, through Madara’s genius observational skills, we see that the real target is Madara who is controlling the Jubi.

Obviously, their attack fails miserably , and now we have a pissed off Jubi.

Dey be crying, and hurting, watching Madara playing durtayy

Madara goes to show the Shinobi Alliance that he’s the boss his power by attacking far away cities

The final city he attacks is actually the Shinobi Alliance headquarters cause no one would have guessed where Ino’s and Shikamaru’s fathers are currently thinking of a strategy to kill Madara.

Some Shinobi actually think they could evacuate in time, but are soon slapped with some common sense. 

I got this shit.

Shikaku seems to have figured out a way to defeat Madara and convey’s is message /final plan to the alliance right before the headquarters is hit.


My thoughts:
Why the fuck hasn’t anyone thought of , trying to go find yamamoto , or kill Hashirama’s clone ?  Anyways, I’d like to see this great plan in action, and what the fuck happened to Tsunade? She better not die. I’ll be pissed if she dies. 

On a side note, The Juubi is probably the ugliest thing i've seen in awhile. It kind of reminds me of a pokemon, I'm not quit sure which one.

I am Juubi, Hear me ROAR!~

Granny Tsubasa 

Hello

I would like to begin by apologizing for the long hiatus. Due to some bad luck terrible weather the fucking flu and some other health related issue, we were both unable to post anything. Yes, we both got sick at the same time :(

Welp, we shall start to slowly update!

Thank you!
GrannyTsubasa and someguy <3